Mr. Gil

Mr. Gil was a math teacher at Waters. He was hired at the establishment, and worked there among our students for almost 10 years. It is truly a shame that this occured within at our teaching Facility.

About our favorite math teacher

Mr. Gil taught algebra for seventh and eighth graders at Waters. He prepared many students to inevitably fail the algebra exam. According to a reliable source, he wrote in cursive a lot. He assigned homework every night, but rarely checked it the following day. Was he lazy? Did he forget about it? Did he not care? The world will never know. Every day Mr. Gil would tell us what international or national day it was, for example: World Rock Day. No one really cared, but as long we we didn't do schoolwork, we didn't care. He told many stories, see later paragraph for more details. He was also a songwriter, coming up with the hit song "Negative, negative, equals a positive."

Mr. Gils Downfall

On February 11, 2019 Mr. Gil did not arrive at school. All the teachers seemed very worried. After a quick internet search, we learned that there was a missing persons notice put up for him. The next day on February 12, after school, an anomynous friend of mine was facetiming with a friend. She told her about the disappearance, and they looked up his name only to see some new articles out about his innapropriate behavior (aka he was arrested for engaging in relationships with students). She told the news to us over a discord and we did our job of messaging our friends, posting about it, and spreading it like wildfire. Pretty soon the entire grade knew,his reputation was ruined, and that was how the news got out. Oh and he had a lot of child porn.

The Many Stories of Mr. Gil

Mr. Gil was known for his elaborate stories that sounded like fake tumblr textposts from 2013. A popular story of his, was known as the Alligator Shoes story. The story goes like this... There was this guy in his neighnorhood who would give out money to the younger kids. The guy wore alligator shoes, so you knew he was loaded. Then one day, he disappeared, leaving all the kids without their free money. The details following that have been lost due to memory, but supposedly years later he came back. By that time, our beloved math teacher had realized that the money he got came from *gasp* DRUG DEALING!!! He told the guy that he couldn't accept the money, now knowing where it came from. And the alligator shoe guy smiled and said, "I always knew you were one of the good ones." That is one of the most popular stories of his. Another one was about his social security number getting stolen. This was prompted when I (Madeline Field) made a joke about revealing ours. This was a lesser known story, told to only those who weren't cool enough to be in Mrs. Garcias "Oliver" play. A true story that happened in class was we were being our usual unresponsive selves, when he yelled at us because he was "trying to make class exciting" (or something like that). There was also something about how the Anne Frank story we were reading made us depressed or something. Anomynous sources also say he told us about almost getting kidnapped and in a different story robbed at an ATM. Another one was when he got hit by a blue car in a target parking lot. He did not get the cars license plate though. Then he claims that when he went to target again, he saw the same blue car, and then a nun apparently stepped out of the car, meaning the nun hit and run him.

Honorable Mention For Worst Teacher: Mrs. Garcia

Mrs. Garcia was the drama class teacher, known for her insensitive and cruel personality. She put every class in many plays throughout the years, each more humiliating than the last. Her classes bored us to tears, and even though we only saw her once a week, it still seemed like too much. Whether it was writing our own skits/plays (and having her reject most of them) or putting on musicals/plays (and rehearsing endlessly) we never had fun. Sure she had a small elite group of favorites who she treated decently, but the rest of us were scum. You would go through her class, sitting on the cold lunchroom floor, praying she did not call you out. But anyways back to the real villain, Mr. Gil.

The Many Nicknames by Mr. Gil

Mr. Gil was also known for the nicknames he gave students because he could not be bothered to remember our real names. Mine was originally Motor Maddy, because he saw me riding home from school with my dad on a motorcycle one day. Then it evolved to Heavy Metal because of all the jewelry I wore. The other creator of this website was known as Esquire (definition:a knight in training). Some other nicknames included Lydia Deetz, Kimbi, Criss Cross, Mashed Potatoes, Brisket, Upgrade, Rosy Thorns, Sombra, etc.

In conclusion...

In conclusion Mr. Gil was not only a pedophile, but also a bad math teacher. He did not teach us very much, he always distracted us, and yeah all that pedophile stuff too. If we were to compare him to a teacher from a movie, he would not be one of those nice english teachers that the main character could confide in. No he would be Coach Karr from Mean Girls (who was in a relationship with multiple students) or Dr. Callaghan from Legally Blonde (who hits on his student). We hope you are enjoying jail :) We also would like you to know that the only good thing we got out of this is time spent doing nothing in school, also this made a great story to tell my friends.

Also, on another note: please go give a explict, detail, and of most displeased rating to Barry Sheppard law firm for defending a pedo.